So I'm about 6 months old now and life has been pretty sweet. I'm getting much better at punishing manservant for annoying me, but unfortunately due to his superior stature and opposable thumbs, I still end up locked in my room.
That said... things have kind of settled into a routine. I get food in the mornings and at night and the rest of the time, given that manservant hasn't gotten his meat hooks on me and put me inside my room, I get to run around the house doing whatever the hell I like* (I should mention that I usually get thrown in my room or manservant and loud woman make annoying loud noises whenever I try to get into the thing they throw food into. I don't understand why they would do that. a) they throw away perfectly good food that I could eat b) I'm hungry, why don't they give it to me! tch, humans are so weird)
Yesterday was different though. I didn't get any food until much later in the day. No matter how much I hollered and screamed that I was hungry they didn't give me food. Loud woman was like "blah blah blah blah blah blah ha ha ha ha surgery blah blah blah". What is this "surgery" she was talking of... and why did they feed me so late?
What's worse is that this morning has been the same. No one has mentioned anything but I'M STILL FRICKIN HUNGRY!!!! RAWR!!!
I can't help but feel worried that something is going to happen and I don't like it...
Oh well. For the moment I am going to continue grooming myself.
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