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Today my man servant woke up late again, which meant I didn't get my breakfast until a time which was truly far too unreasonable. And what's else is that the brute decided to confine me to my chamber. I mean really... yes the other man servant, the one who's softer on my paws when I jump on him, did bring me a fantastic new bed to sleep on, and yes there's plenty of water to drink from without having to go any where near that horrid white thing that smells bad, and yes my litter tray is off to another corner, but THERE'S NO FOOD!

I had to stand at the door for a good 5 minutes, once I heard the man servant bustling around outside, calling out "GOOD GRIEF MAN! COULD YOU BE ANY MORE DENSE! I SAY! LET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT AND FEED ME!" and " I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, I CAN HEAR YOU... I CAN EVEN SMELL YOU!"

Then he came and opened the door, which was fortunate because I was just about to try and tunnel my way through it. It's a shame man servant here stupidly decided to cut down my claws. Oh the entire process almost happened completely without my knowledge. He simply picked me up and started humming this melody and it was sooooooo relaxing. The next thing I knew, I was on the floor grooming myself when I got to my paws and found that my claws were blunt as that man's own phalanges.

I must take to that cardboard box and start sharpening them up again. That vertical wooden thing would be much better but man servant makes the strangest noises when I try touching it. Most unpleasant they are.

Anyway breakfast was the same thing I had for dinner. Meat and biscuits and some strange fibrous matter. No matter though, it all tastes delicious anyway.

Spent the day with man servant. He seemed to be bent over a strange box making tapping sounds all day. Which didn't matter to me. I simply found myself a spot underneath this big white wall that was very warm and slept. It was marvellous.

Now I'm in my bedroom again. Man servant managed to lock me in again, without food AGAIN... Oh well I suppose I'll go sleep some more.